Joep Maatje

Sammy has been playing Fifa 09 on his Nintendo DS. He is usually playing with Sweden. With the Swedes, Sammy has beaten Italy, England, Germany, and Argentina countless times. But mostly he's playing against the Netherlands.

There's something strange about the Dutch team. Unlike other teams, the Dutch players' names have been changed into fantasy names. I looked them up on the internet -- my favorite is Joep Maatje:

Starters

Arie de Baer - Edwin van der Sar

Henk Kleynhans - Jan Kromkamp

Hans Balabaster - Khalid Boulahrouz

Albert Peers - Andre Ooijer

Giuseppe de Horenbout - Giovanni van Bronckhorst

Michelangelo van der Poel - Rafael van der Vaart

Casper Zeeburg - Clarence Seedorf

Pim Steinmets - Wesley Sneijder

Ron Kieslaer - Klaas Jan Hunterlaar

Hans de Noteboom - Ruud van Nistlerooy

Bert Ronhaar - Arjen Robben

Subs

Michiel Terwilleger - Maarten Stekelenburg

Jurgen Googstra - John Heitinga

Mies van Joppel - Nigel de Jong

Bastieen Kennen - Boudewijn Zenden

Joep Maatje - Roy Makaay

Laurens Montanje - Hedwiges Maduro

Kasper van Koperen - Robin van Persie