Sammy has been playing
Fifa 09 on his Nintendo DS. He is usually playing with Sweden. With the Swedes, Sammy has beaten Italy, England, Germany, and Argentina countless times. But mostly he's playing against the Netherlands.
There's something strange about the Dutch team. Unlike other teams, the Dutch players' names have been changed into fantasy names. I looked them up on the internet -- my favorite is Joep Maatje:
Starters
Arie de Baer - Edwin van der Sar
Henk Kleynhans - Jan Kromkamp
Hans Balabaster - Khalid Boulahrouz
Albert Peers - Andre Ooijer
Giuseppe de Horenbout - Giovanni van Bronckhorst
Michelangelo van der Poel - Rafael van der Vaart
Casper Zeeburg - Clarence Seedorf
Pim Steinmets - Wesley Sneijder
Ron Kieslaer - Klaas Jan Hunterlaar
Hans de Noteboom - Ruud van Nistlerooy
Bert Ronhaar - Arjen Robben
Subs
Michiel Terwilleger - Maarten Stekelenburg
Jurgen Googstra - John Heitinga
Mies van Joppel - Nigel de Jong
Bastieen Kennen - Boudewijn Zenden
Joep Maatje - Roy Makaay
Laurens Montanje - Hedwiges Maduro
Kasper van Koperen - Robin van Persie